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Protest merch for the AI accountability campaign — tees, stickers and more, built from the public record and the campaign's own art. Every item is printed and shipped by Fourthwall, and 100% of the profit goes to Suchir Balaji's family.

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The 2-minute tour

Every design, what it means, and where the money goes — straight from me. 100% of profit funds Suchir Balaji's family.

100% of profit to the family

After printing & payment fees, every remaining dollar is donated.

$0we keep

This store is a fundraiser, not a business. Nobody here takes a cut.

22products, live now

Tees, an ugly sweater, die-cut stickers, mugs & a desk mat — printed on demand.

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Tees and an ugly holiday sweater. Click any item to pick size and color on Fourthwall — some designs come on both black and white.

Ugly sweaterElon Musk Epstein Emails Christmas 2012 ugly sweater

Elon Musk Epstein Emails, Christmas 2012

The actual Dec 24–25, 2012 Musk–Epstein email exchange from DOJ Epstein-file releases, knit into an ugly holiday sweater. Scan the receipt on the back.

$41.00SweaterBuy →
Tee · BlackHey Girl, Scan Yo Eyeballs tee

Hey Girl, Scan Yo Eyeballs

Worldcoin's orb romance as a glittering fanboy poster. Lemme scan yo eyeballs.

from $18.45Tee · S–4XLBuy →
Tee · WhiteIlya Saw A Sociopath tee

Ilya Saw A Sociopath

“…who should be nowhere near AGI.” The co-founder's reported alarm, worn loud.

from $18.45Tee · S–4XLBuy →
Tee · BlackIlya Saw A Sociopath black tee

Ilya Saw A Sociopath

“…who should be nowhere near AGI.” The co-founder's reported alarm — same receipt, now on black.

from $18.45Tee · S–4XLBuy →
Tee · BlackIbogaine: It's For The Kids tee

Ibogaine: It’s For The Kids

An Oval Office photo-op dressed up like a vintage band-tour tee. It’s satire.

from $24.40Tee · S–4XLBuy →
Tee · WhiteSam Altman Regera Panic Brochure tee

Sam Altman Regera Panic Brochure

A glossy little panic brochure for the AI age.

from $18.45Tee · S–4XLBuy →
Tee · WhiteMan Burns, Equity Vests tee

Man Burns, Equity Vests

The desert's on fire and so is the cap table.

from $18.45Tee · S–4XLBuy →
Tee · BlackLizard Fucks Gang tee

Lizard Fucks Gang

The album cover for Silicon Valley's finest. Parental advisory: explicit dystopia.

from $24.40Tee · S–4XLBuy →
Tee · BlackPalmer Luckey Wants To Be Q tee

Palmer Luckey Wants To Be Q

The defense-tech founder, his bombs, and his own James Bond fantasy.

from $24.40Tee · S–4XLBuy →
Tee · WhiteElon Musk Deserves To Be A Trillionaire tee

Elon Musk Deserves To Be A Trillionaire

A heartfelt tribute. It is satire.

from $24.40Tee · S–4XLBuy →
Tee · WhiteJustice for Suchir Balaji tee

Justice for Suchir Balaji

A whistleblower. The questions are not closed. The design that gives back, on a shirt.

from $18.45Tee · S–4XLBuy →

Stick it

Die-cut stickers — the cheapest way to put a receipt on a laptop, a water bottle, or a lamppost.

StickerSay UBI, Bitch. sticker

Say UBI, Bitch.

Universal basic income. Say it with your chest.

from $8.36Die-cut stickerBuy →
StickerBurning Man Receipt Department sticker

Burning Man Receipt Department

Receipts over vibes, straight from the playa.

from $5.29Die-cut stickerBuy →
StickerJustice for Suchir Balaji sticker

Justice for Suchir Balaji

A memorial sticker for the OpenAI whistleblower whose family is still asking questions.

from $8.36Die-cut stickerBuy →
StickerSam Altman Regera Panic Brochure sticker

Sam Altman Regera Panic Brochure

Panic, glossed and die-cut.

from $8.36Die-cut stickerBuy →
StickerMan Burns, Equity Vests sticker

Man Burns, Equity Vests

Slap the cap-table bonfire anywhere.

from $8.36Die-cut stickerBuy →
StickerIlya Saw A Sociopath sticker

Ilya Saw A Sociopath

The reported warning, in die-cut form.

from $8.36Die-cut stickerBuy →
StickerPalmer Luckey Wants To Be Q sticker

Palmer Luckey Wants To Be Q

Bond-villain cosplay you can stick on your laptop.

from $5.29Die-cut stickerBuy →

Sip it & deck the desk

Accountability for your coffee and your cursor — ceramic mugs (11–20oz) and a gloriously ridiculous Sam-collage desk mat.

MugSay UBI, Bitch. mug

Say UBI, Bitch.

Universal basic income before you've even had caffeine. Say it with your coffee.

from $8.95Mug · 11–20ozBuy →
MugIlya Saw A Sociopath mug

Ilya Saw A Sociopath

“…who should be nowhere near AGI.” The reported warning, steeping in your morning brew.

from $8.95Mug · 11–20ozBuy →
MugMan Burns, Equity Vests mug

Man Burns, Equity Vests

Sip while the cap table burns.

from $8.95Mug · 11–20ozBuy →
MousepadSama Collage desk mat / mousepad

Sama Collage Desk Mat

A thousand Sams under your mouse — the whole rogues' gallery as a 12×22″ desk mat. Yes, it's ridiculous. That's the point.

$14.50Mousepad · 12×22″Buy →

How it works

Printed on demand

Every order is produced and shipped by Fourthwall when you buy — no warehouse, no overstock, worldwide shipping.

Checkout on Fourthwall

Tapping “Buy” opens the product on our Fourthwall storefront, where you pick size/color and pay securely.

The profit is the point

This isn't a merch hustle. After production and payment fees, 100% of the profit is donated to the Balaji family.

Designs are public-record commentary and satire. Want the full range, including extra colorways and sizes? Visit the full Fourthwall storefront →